can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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