Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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