I didn't shave. On purpose
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
They are going to name an STD after you.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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