meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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