No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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