do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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