Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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