We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
love makes seman taste better
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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