Tell her she can't have a vagina
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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