brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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