I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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