i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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