aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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