Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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