Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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