So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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