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i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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