just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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