Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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