she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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