It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The struggles of a small town man whore
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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