So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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