so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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