There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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