Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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