I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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