I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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