Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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