it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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