Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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