Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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