Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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