Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Fuck appropriateness.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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