You really coming over, don't trick.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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