The Swedes wanted a tensome.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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