Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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