Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
being pregnant is like rehab
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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