somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
