he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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