So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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