That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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