So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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