Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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