just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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