That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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