Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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