i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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