Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it glows. i had to have it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
