My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
