Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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