This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
