Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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