i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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