Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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